FAQ

😤 When will I get my stuff?

    Every shirt is printed just for you — we don’t keep a warehouse full of sarcasm.

🕒 Processing time:

    1–2 business days for printing

🚚 Shipping time:

    US & EU: 3–7 business days

    Worldwide: Up to 3 weeks

📦 Tracking:
    You’ll get an email with a tracking link once your order ships.

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🔁 Can I return something?

Yes — unless you burned it in protest first.

    If it’s damaged, the wrong size, or our printer had a stroke — we’ll fix it.

    You have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.

    Just don’t send us back a shirt you spilled Red Bull on.

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🧼 How do I wash this?

To avoid ruining the design (and your dignity):

    Cold wash, inside-out

    Hang dry or tumble on low

    Do not iron the design — unless you enjoy pain

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🌍 Do you ship worldwide?

    Yes. We offend internationally.